Season 3 Episode
- Season 3 Penetration Island
- Season 3 Saturday Night Queefer
- Season 3 In the Line of Booty
- Season 3 Three Days of the Condom
- Season 3 Witness for the Prostitution
- Season 3 The Gay Team
- Season 3 You Only Come Once
- Season 3 Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
- Season 3 Godfather Knows Best
- Season 3 Empty the Dragon
- Season 3 The Long Hot Johnson
- Season 3 Taco Lips Now (1)
- Season 3 Jailhouse Notch (2)
- Season 3 Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
Son of the Beach - Season 3 Episode 14 Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
6.64 30 minutes ""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns that Kooze and Harry have conspired to move up Harry and Kimberlee's wedding date to the next day. Kooze knows Notch will come when he hears this news and he plans to assassinate him at the wedding. Chip finds out he's in imminent danger of being deported. To avoid this, he convinces a reluctant Jamaica to marry him, which is a great shock to his ""Mootie"" and ""Poopie"" when they arrive for the wedding. Porcelain has now come up with a plan to seduce Nick Jr. into marriage so she can get her hands on the Pappasmearos fortune, so it looks like there's going to be a triple wedding at Malibu Adjacent. Notch sneaks into the SPF-30 headquaters looking for evidence against Kooze, but while he's looking, B.J. goes into labor. Notch helps to deliver her baby, after which the surprise identity of the father is revealed.
