Season 3 Episode
- Season 3 Penetration Island
- Season 3 Saturday Night Queefer
- Season 3 In the Line of Booty
- Season 3 Three Days of the Condom
- Season 3 Witness for the Prostitution
- Season 3 The Gay Team
- Season 3 You Only Come Once
- Season 3 Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood
- Season 3 Godfather Knows Best
- Season 3 Empty the Dragon
- Season 3 The Long Hot Johnson
- Season 3 Taco Lips Now (1)
- Season 3 Jailhouse Notch (2)
- Season 3 Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3)
Son of the Beach - Season 3 Episode 12 Taco Lips Now (1)
6.64 30 minutes In a flashback to Notch's war days, we see how his commanding officer Colonel Kooze ""improperly disposed of"" the village of Tam Pon. Kooze implores Notch to ""never tell"" about this atrocity. Later Notch sees the guilty colonel hanging from a tree, having apparently commited suicide.
Back in the present, Notch's brother Harry Johnson has arrived at Malibu Adjacent. His secret past begins to catch up with Notch, and he is questioned by reporters about the incident at Tam Pon. This leads to his arrest, and as he's being taken into custody, Notch can hardly believe his eyes--in the distance he sees Col. Kooze! Also, Porcelain marries the decrepit old multi-millionaire Nick ""Snuggles"" Pappasmearos so she can inherit his money, but she'll have to contend with his family, including Nick Jr.
