Season
Season 7 Episode
- Season 2 Peace and Goodwill
- Season 2 Sex Before Marriage
- Season 2 I Can Give Up Any Time I Like
- Season 2 The Bulldog Breed
- Season 2 Caviar on the Dole
- Season 2 A Woman's Place Is in the Home
- Season 2 A Wapping Mythology
- Season 2 In Sickness and in Health...
- Season 2 State Visit
- Season 2 Alf's Dilemma (aka Cleaning Up TV)
Till Death Us Do Part - Season 2 Episode 1 Peace and Goodwill
7.40 30 minutes As the Garnetts celebrate Christmas, Alf berates Rita and Mike for only giving him 'Whiffs' as opposed to real cigars and second-rate socks whilst they have bought Else a dress and accuses his atheist son of hypocrisy. Rita is unable to recall his gift of a doll's house when she was little – though that was because Alf fell downstairs and broke it whilst drunk. When the carollers come calling, Alf is ready for then with a vase of dirty water but has to drink it when he sees the vicar heading the singers.
