Season
Season 12 Episode
- Season 1 Pilot
- Season 1 Big Flappy Bastards
- Season 1 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
- Season 1 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
- Season 1 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
- Season 1 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
- Season 1 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
- Season 1 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
- Season 1 Phase One, Complete
- Season 1 Merry Thanksgiving
- Season 1 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
- Season 1 Camel Filters and Pheromones
- Season 1 Sarah Like Puny Alan
- Season 1 I Can't Afford Hyenas
- Season 1 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
- Season 1 That Was Saliva, Alan
- Season 1 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
- Season 1 An Old Flame with a New Wick
- Season 1 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
- Season 1 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
- Season 1 No Sniffing, No Wowing
- Season 1 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
- Season 1 Just Like Buffalo
- Season 1 Can You Feel My Finger?
Two and a Half Men - Season 1 Episode 4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
7.45 48 minutes Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
